We find our hero typing a shitty journal where he bitches and moans for ours on end. Let's read what is down there
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I'M GETTING PISS BORED OF TALKING TO LIKE, THE SAME 5 PEOPLE, SINCE MY MSN DIED (they're all awesome btw) AND I NEED NEW BUTT BUDDIES. FUCKING ADD ME ON SKYPE OR STEAM, BOTH ARE MEGAMANZXER77, MOTHER FUCKERS. IT'S BEEN A SHITE DAY, SO LEAVE ME ALONE UNTIL YOU ADD ME, FUCKS.


and now onto the other shit:

i beat platinum and caught all the roaming pokemon, BUT I SHALL NOT LEAVE TILL ALL SINNOH LEGENDARIES (excluding event ones -shot- DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS, i used cheats to get the shaymin event i missed, BUT I WON'T MISS ARCEUS [and i won't get the movie gigas unless i'm Bored]) ARE CAUGHT! THEN ONTO THE BATTLE PARK FOR HEATRAN AND THE BATTLE FRONTIER! -triumph plz-

now, i wanna new team, and if wifi is available for me, then yeah, i'll do that. If you have team suggestions for battle park onwards, and the rematch of the elite four, drop them into the comments box. Here's the team i want to have atm:

Soda (Emopleon)
Hibari (Darkrai)
Seafoam (Articuno)
HardHitter (Hitmonchan)
Arcainine (currently a growlithe)
Neo King (Nidoking)

so yeah, fuck off now

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and so ends another episode of "Nerd of ZX"